you can’t be attacken my nipples…I have a sun burn!

This phrase was stated to me by Andrew Krueger the home stay son that we were hanging with out last day at Super Week.  The even better thing is that it took him nearly 15 minutes to muster up enough attitude to be able to tell me that.  Mind you I had already been attacking him for quite some time.
what else…….Friedman had to take a drug test today, but he had already went pee just before the USADA people came, so he took them down to breakfast with him because they have to follow ones every move until he or she is able to go.  Then Friedman downs a couple shots of espresso, contemplates how is going to get around the fact that he now does not have to pee, but take a number 2???? So tells the USADA officials that he now has to take a number 2 and one of the officials quickly states……”Just catch the right one please!”  So know Friedman is taking a dump while a USADA official is watching him pee in a cup at the same time?  Pretty funny!

2 Responses to “you can’t be attacken my nipples…I have a sun burn!”

  1. Scott Colvin Says:

    My races has been going horrible so I am pissed, and nothing is funny. I just want to let you know that that story made me laugh for the first time in a long time. The last time I laughed before that was when I heard that excuses are like buttholes, everyone has one and they all stink.

  2. Nikki Says:

    Hey thanks for putting us up Sunday! You boys are lovely!

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