Bermuda styl’n
So ya Bermuda is pretty sweet, although I will say that to really enjoy this place one needs to bring his or her woman or man with them so that one can really enjoy the beautiful elements of the island completely, rent a scooter so that one can totally cruise the island in style, a jet ski would be even better along with a house that is on the beach front because I mean come on this place is simple beautiful and to really experiance it one needs to check out all the beaches in the area, not have any requirements to racing so the one can really experiance the true night life, an extra $1000 in ones bank account so that you can keep up with the outragous prices of everything, tons of sun screen because as a white person you WILL get burnt, and tons of other stuff that I am forgetting. As for racing??? Well we will see how it all goes?
oh oh even better, I have trimmed the mullet and it is styling!!!!!
+this is the first time I am sporting my National Championship Jersey which did not make me a marked man at all…..luckily my bouncer Karl Menzies is here and he litterally made 3 riders piss themselves after he got done melting their brains with his mind bullets. Seriously Karl also entered the MR. BERMUDA arm wrestling, leg wrestling, thumb wrestling, beach wrestling, shark wrestling, bra top wrestling, coral reef wrestling, lobster wrestling, and oiled under 19 world championship volleyball wrestling, he almost brought home the overall victory but the coral reef was too strong.
September 8th, 2006 at 8:46 am
Ask Cale about renting a scooter!
September 8th, 2006 at 8:57 am
Can you go to a gay club, and get me a shirt that says, “I survived the butt pirates in the Bermuda triangle.”?
September 12th, 2006 at 8:35 pm
You forgot to mention Menzywood’s stunning performance in the David Hasselhoff run/dive repeat off under the full moon at Elbow Beach. I am certain he was saving lives right and left. “I’ll BE THERRRRRE!”