Manditory 4 weeks off? Mangina????
So both Friedman and I have 4 weeks totally off the bike for some reason. 1 because we just survived to most insane racing season either of us have ever done, 2 because we can, 3 because we both had…..saddle sore surgery. Yep Saddle Sore Surgery, on top of the laser hair removal we have endured. This insane season has created one constant besides the overall fatigue…..destroyed taints. Somehow Friedman and I have really been hit hard down there……oh wait that was JV kicking us in the balls each week and telling us to quite being such pussys…..that is right….So Mike had his mangina created on october 9 and I was on oct 11. Well Friedman had so much estrogen flowing through his body that his stitches blew because I guess his body was rejecting the thought of letting his newly acquired mangina be sealed back up forever? I on the other hand have had better luck….well luck in the fact that I am not boarderline hermaphrodite, but bad luck in the fact that I passed out during surgery…once when the surgery was nearly over (I think that I did not eat enough prior to and the smell of burning flesh just got to me…just a thought?), then when I was attempting to leave I passed out in the elevator, luckily. So it is over a week since then, Mike and I are healing up quite well, and we are enjoying our time off.
My first year as a professional rider has been over the top in every possiable way!
oh ya, I witnessed Friedman’s surgery and he has pictures to prove it!
October 20th, 2006 at 9:27 am
Cripes! Hope yer havin’ fun in Yates Land. Hope you slay em’!
October 20th, 2006 at 7:18 pm
wow. I think is about all I can muster. You two are…huh. Pieces of.. work. I think that was really a siamese twin surgery where you finally got separated? In any event, I miss ya both. Knuckleheads.
October 25th, 2006 at 6:58 pm
Well, Michael is not walking,skating, swimming, or riding. He’s been baking; chocolate chip cookies,peanut butter cookies, wheat bread, pumpkin pies, apple crisp. He loves split pea soup with ham so we’re making a double recipe of that tonight. He loves fresh butternut squash,apples,beets, beef, white albacore; you name it; there is practically nothing Michael won’t eat. Oats, walnuts, marshmallows, chocolate powder ( he makes a pleasant old fashioned hot cocoa from scratch. So, I am willing to bet, Michael will put on no less than 13 pounds.
Signed: His Mother: And I Oughta Know!