So seeing how my Toona has been over for 2 days now I have attempted to get my legs working again on some of the sweet training that is found in the Altoona area, no no seriously it is actually really good training! Needless to say I am still going uphill like giant block of cheese.
Well other notes….Karl Menzies is still making every cyclist (female and male) pee in there pants as he stamps his dominance on the Tour de Toona. Knife Bat! someday soon our team will be able to bring out the Knife Bat….then Menzies will be in trouble.
Also I know that I am not at all near the level of being a Tour De France Rider, but WTF? How many positives do they need to actually start striking some fear in to the riders. I mean come on, it is pitiful what certain riders that have been caught are doing to such a meaningful race. Deep down these riders are only destroying what they so dearly desire Wouldn’t it be great if ever guy was clean, ok ok a few extra cups of coffee might be one thing, but one or two extra goof balls or shots rocket sauce (which ever your prefer) is another. I think that we should have an asterisk just like in track and field….like wind assisted or juiced to the fucking gills or something like that? Thankfully on our team we had a line on our contract that stated if you have morals please sign on the dotted line next to your agreement that your left and right nut will be brutally removed by your grandmother if not. Go Tour