Brad Huff Cycling

Every time I click on to CYCLINGNEWS, even before the headlines load, I am like……”ok who tested positive today?” How about this….WADA AND USADA AND JUST ABOUT ANYBODY THAT HAS A TESTING PROTOCOL test every rider, then we could have a new CYCLINGNEWS headline that reads….New conclusive information shows complete listing of Professional riders who do not test positive, shocked as one might be by this information, but it would show the world that not all cyclist’s dope.
One of my biggest fears is testing positive for some stupid contaminant, although I totally checked out those new penis pills and they are totally legal! I’ll show puberty to pass Friedman and me by! Although hooker spit is illegal, so a few guys might be out of jobs soon if they really start to enforce it?

Oh oh I know, instead of a metal detecter we need a doping detector, just like the security lines at the air port we could wait in line at the start of every race and walk through the doping detector, now that would be quick and to the point and make races a lot more enjoyable with the rocket sauce taking fuckers not being allowed to line up.

Good thing out team tests us so much huh! It really does make me feel good about the sport when there is a real team that is enforcing real world testing instead of some in house bull shit! Ever seen track marks on a person from getting tested so much? Well just look over at the Slipstream team and we will show you the proof that we are taking the necessary steps to prove that we are running on bread and water and no hooker spit!
but alas with the world still applauding Barry Bonds I guess we will always have people turning a blind eye….

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